Given the nature of the replies, beginning to think that’s the issue. That’s going to be not fun.

Not that. She just has a wee bit of a short fuse and I’ve been a few rounds with her before about some of her quirks. Plus, she’s admitted to having harassed people just to spite me before.

And then she’d be pissed at me for calling her actions cute. And since it would come across as telling her what to do, she’d harass the poor woman anyway just to spite me.

I know there’s hard-drive erasure programs that take care of permanent history for low to mid-level snooping... I’ll see if I can find them.

I need something that makes her say, “Okay, you’re right.” Not “Challenge accepted!”

Depends. Do you have a very powerful electromagnet or homemade EMP handy?

I nearly choked on my drink. Bravo!

So, my latest girlfriend has this interesting idea involving maid outfits, feathers, bondage equipment, a very cute waitress we met last week, and four video cameras.

Not enough alcohol content for me. I’d at least include some vodka. Maybe some ouzo too.

Starting countdown until she gets sued for sexism by a male actor she refuses to accept.

They’re talking bullshit. My company designed their advertising campaign; it has precisely jack shit to do with promoting personal beliefs. And I’ve never felt as slimed as when I worked with these people, and I’ve worked with some of the most reprehensible people in Congress and MRAs.

I think both were before those comments. Not entirely certain.

Mrs. Jenner, some of us know exactly what you’re going through. Learning to live with the mask in the mirror is never easy.

Watching Elton John nearly stop playing because a woman flashed him. The look on his face was priceless.

“Hey yo Biden! Where that weed at!?”

Hey, cold cream and ostrich feathers are the shit!

I would, but they’ve all faked their deaths, had plastic surgery, and gone into hiding in a small town in Wisconsin that they think I don’t know about.

She’s made two that I know of, both with James Deen.

One down, eleven million to go. Means I can actually drink Diet Pepsi now and find out if it actually tastes like crap.

There’s a lot of exercising to keep in shape, regular medical testing, and the typical pornography shoot can sometimes take two or more hours for a single minute scene just due to getting the shot lined up right and the actors thrusting correctly.