The other day I was so desperate for a beer that I snuck into the football stadium to do exactly that.

Potato Salad!

Hey, at least he will have a role in House Party 5 waiting for him...

Loved it!

Did you guys get permission from Kirby Smart before posting this article?

I absolutely agree about Cry Wilderness; especially enjoyed the callback to the Final Sacrifice.

So much win here.

Saw a couple dudes get their hands smacked on attempts throughout the game with no whistle. Officiating was butt all around...fucking awful.

Yeah....it’s kinda like that blatantly obvious “deflection” of the three point attempt by Pinson....

Man...thought this was gonna be another Nick Kyrgios article.

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires...

The truth is out there man...

However, I’ll be damned if they don’t send that money and those draft picks the RIGHT WAY.

Since when is James Van Der Beek starring in an Eli Manning biopic?

In addition to all the singles destined for g-strings at the Hollywood Lounge, Boomer also has Irish money and a card redeemable for a free Save the Tigers poster at any Orlando area Exxon station...oh, and a few packets of Sweet-n-Lows

“What about toe rings?”

Eh...the chain was pretty mediocre, honestly.

“Cute”