Last year I had an 18-year-old freshman in my class with that sticker on his laptop 

Even Michael J Fox thinks that’s a little too much. 

I dunno. White guys with dreadlocks are usually pretty insufferable. 

Fuck. You.

Hi. I’m a veteran. There was a war on and everything. I’m here to ask you to please shut the fuck up.

Active duty guy here. Flag/anthem are not sacred symbols for veterans or the deceased. If you think they are so revered, go to a military base and ovserve how many people are at “Morning Colors” when the flag is raised. It is only a few folks on duty, everyone else makes sure they are inside so they don’t have to stop…

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

I don’t care what the kids say, that Drake track just isn’t worth the trouble.

I’m good with both of these things happening.

I believe you mean:

Get rid of that “stry” asshole please?

Shooting in area where guns aren’t allowed: “See? Gun bans don’t work!”

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of options”.

This isn’t a “Gamer” thing (though those still clinging to the Gamergate banner are likely worthy of your scorn)—it’s a feckless fucking asshat thing.

People who have power fantasies that play themselves out in murdering other people with a gun, when those people have no means of fighting back are exactly the kind of…

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

Given his love of Hochuli, I can’t see Kavanaugh closing the gun show loophole anytime soon.

One time my brother threw a quarter 20 feet into the toll tray for the car in front of him because the guy was short 25 cents.

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

Speaking from the perspective of someone who has been hospitalized multiple times for actual suicidal attempts due to manic depression (and not the fun “aw you had a bad time, here’s an outpatient procedure treatment” kind of hospitalization, my shit took fucking days upon days), i think it totally whoops ass that…