Seriously. He started off so shakily that I figured any crack in the Iranian defense would lead to Iran getting ran the fuck over with some ridiculous 5-0 scoreline.

Dude gave himself Donkey of the Day once he understood and acknowledged what rape culture was. Yeah, he had some hella problematic interviews in the past, but he acknowledges and atones for that, and if what he did ain’t progress and positive then ain’t nothing is.

Unpopular opinion: I like Charlemagne. He most definitely says a lot of things that are out-of-pocket, but overall I enjoy his content when it comes by me. That being said, I don’t have HBO, so I’m probably going to pass on this. I only really listen to his podcasts anyways, but it’s dope seeing him get bigger.

technically its an incel phone

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

It was a Pulitzer.

i would say that it looks like the injury comes from head knocking, he doesn’t brace cause he’s already concussed.

Got a pool? Any kids ever come over to your house, even once? If you answer yes to both, you need a fence around the pool, period. Just about this exact same incident happened to some friends of my wife’s a couple decades back, and then to some people in our church congregation two or three years ago. I bought a house…

Congrats. Do you want a prize?

Probably.

Yes

Yes.

“I’m very sorry that you caught me doing shit I wasn’t supposed to do, and I vow to never again get caught doing that particular shit.”

Kids can’t take things like men anymore. Back in my day, when someone hurt my feelings by being better than me at playing a game, I took it like a man and assaulted them with a projectile

...grandpa? But...you’re dead!

Amir Garrett is pretty good, bench clearing staredowns are dumb, unwritten rules are the worst

You have the greatest name on this site, sir. Don’t push me, Alfie.

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I prefer my marijuana chicken-fried like god intended.