J.R. Smith misread this and immediately started following this account, hoping it would tell him where to find some pussy.

He doesn’t figure Danica is a person, obviously.

Christ, are people stupid?

No.

What’s the over/under on the number of comments before someone comments on how no on is watching, asking why is Deadspin covering this, and/or how much they don’t care? I say 4.

You’ve got a typo in your comment. You said something about “country’s best club” and your URL points to the website of some minor-league team on Long Island.

I don’t get how seemingly half the Deadspin readership hasn’t figured out that this site doesn’t post the fucking box scores.

Yeah, he’s right. Give us more highlights of sloth dinosaur Abby Wambach! Or use your magic thesaurus to come up with some superlatives to liven up all of these boring passes to the wing! THIS IS ‘MERICA.

If the U.S. team produced something highlight-worthy and then they might get a post.

I think your question is more difficult to answer because there’s just so much going on in the background with women’s football & the US program - then it all snowballs. But my comments below are specifically about the US program.

I watch quite a bit of the French Division 1 league because I’m a big PSG Feminine…

That was a crazy through ball, perfect pace.

Yall fuckers are like the top 5 reason I can’t wait for Google to drive us to work.

So, the USA is playing Colombia

It’s from the recording of the latest episode of Top Gear. James appears to have made it out of other people’s pants.

he said he meant he would take me out to eat.

If you don’t hate the Cardinals, maybe you’re the one who needs to see a doctor. Just not natural.

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

More like “That moment when you keep your finger on the turbo button a split-second too long.”

Clover Hope is black tho?