"Even the Home Office doesn't give a shit about the Celtics."

It's about goddamn time.

With a name like the Toledo Cherokee, it's no wonder one of their players would swing a dangerous object at someone's head.

"He doesn't have to worry about excluded from a job"

Well...

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That tattoo reads "MADE IN A FACILITY THAT HANDLES NUTS, SOY, WHEAT, GLUTEN, EGG"

Yeah, you lost me at "amazingly talented Bret Easton Ellis..."

If only he could say "I love you" back just once.

I have to be honest though, the blatant immaturity of the high school football player wearing #69 really took me by surprise.

It literally ended the game

It was goddamn delicious to see the pickoff after McCarver had spent at least a minute bloviating about how foolish the Sox were for holding him on first. A nummy, nummy treat.

It wouldn't help as much as you think, Josh Freeman still wouldn't be able to find an open receiver

Roughly it is "Because of them not you, you in the green. You did nothing it was them not yo,u they did it. For the rest of your life remember you did nothing for the shirt. You have done nothing to place us in the playoffs. You have not put us in the world cup. You have not kept us alive. It was the United States not…

If that's Danny Amendola he's out for the season.

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"Boy is my face red" -Rick Reilly

I need more incentive if I'm going to be forced to live in Florida.

Last time we had to fight a war to get a mistreated Freeman released from the South