Hi, Ted Cruz

What really catches the attention is that Elizabeth Warren is only about 1/512th as angry about this situation as she could be.

I sure do wish my daughter was like “Renata Fast” when it comes to a boy's bedroom!!

Y'all crazy, that's fat and drunk Ron Howard up there

“You saw what happened in Finland. ...Finland!"

And TBH, I'm disappointed there was only the one, and that it came so late.

I felt really weird talking about this in the aftermath, because, as an attendee yesterday don’t date the daughter of a Yale divinity grad, and don’t live in Boston, either), I saw very clearly then that all dude did was a full Mutombo. But even before I left the stadium I fell victim to salacious rumors that, if…

Didn’t LSU’s punter get a taunting penalty on a fake a few years back? The TD got called back then too. But I think because it’s a spot foul and a personal foul, it becomes a 15-yard penalty from the spot of the infraction. 

I was at the game, and I can tell you that the idea of this happening crossed my mind, along with whether it would be a net positive or negative in society.

This is USDA prime choice beef cut straight out of a Democratic Socialists of America working group.

Does the dude second from right in the picture above look like Bryan Cranston, or is it just me?

No wonder that the fan in the Reagan/Bush ‘84 hat has no issue with ill-gotten gains from questionable interference.

Saying that one of the two attackers in an incident of violence is the one “in the Gucci hoodie” is a pretty clear indication of what is about to be seen.

“Capitalism Stole My Virginity"

From the sounds of it, seems like Jordan Matthews has a pretty strong tag game himself.

“CALL THE COAST GUARD, JAY, I THINK IT’S FUCKIN’ DEAD. CALL THE AQUARIUM, BRO”

I refuse to take up long-distance running on the fact that it's pretty much impossible for me to do.*anything* for three or four hours at a time.

“I have brought shame to my family."

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