You think American soccer fans are dickish? Meet a rugby guy. You mix up rugby league and rugby union around him and it's a death sentence.

I see your Texas and California, and raise you this. (Note, this is literally the top result I got for "massachusetts tattoo" on Google, I didn't even need to type out "douchiest massachusetts tattoo ever" in full.)

Can't comment on the price, but I will say that riding around in a Westie will result in turned heads all around. I'm not an owner, but riding along through a metro area results in quite the show from pedestrians and other drivers.

Austin Rivers has the shittiest beard I've ever seen

Marcus Smart and Avery Bradley look like a couple who broke up Halloween night, and have just decided to trudge on wearing their stupid paired costume.

David Moyes? He must be Jokin.

Just like those unintelligent, undisciplined Africans...

I'm not a racist—I have black friends, my parents are black, even—but whites are always going to have problems in Bordeaux. Willy will feel a lot more comfortable if he moves on to RFC Chardonnay, Inter Moscato, or 1. FSV Riesling.

Next thing you know, it'll turn out that he abused the young cop from Corner Gas, too.

that vehicle is a crime against humanity

Based on the "76ers roster" chat room log, how often does everyone talk about one thing while Tim Marchman just sits in a metaphorical corner (or actual corner, shit I don't know and can't judge) talking about video games?

"Sonned"

Everyone knows the ferries from Revis Island don't run in stormy weather.

I like the track, but seeing him live makes me think of this—as little as I'd like to link to some Steve Harvey shit.

Is the ebola bottle intentionally supposed to look like a mix of shit and blood? That's the only way I can see that feature being of any practical use.

Drake aka Drizzy aka Maple Swaggy P

A bunion.

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Son: "Eww, look at those Wolverines try to tackle!"