I have sometimes wondered what would get funded if we did not fund government departments and projects through electing representatives but instead forced all of the separate parts of the government to beg for money like NPR or Wikipedia. Considering the discrepancies between what people think we (as a nation) spend…

But then he gets a bunch of disposable forks out of it. Just rinse those things off your lunch utensil needs are taken care of for at least a year. Not to mention you basically inherit a potluck boon. You can be the guy that brings the utensils. Sure, it’s an easy way out, but people can’t gripe about it because…

‘NOBODY CARES!’ - Guy who responds to every single last Michael Sam article on the internet.

The team also announced that they’d be bringing in Christian Ponder

Maple Water? This has to be how the guys who stole the 1000 tons of Syrup decided to fence their take.

No, I will not.

Casey’s?

I have a Timbuk2 Q Laptop Backpack. Works well for me.

I'm sure all his classmates at Western Michigan are just as upset

priapismic lazarus

Why would Houston or KC give a shit about this?

Screw you Magary. I curse the Vikings to a lifetime of losing and fecklessness. I post-date my curse to 1961.

10. Star Wars - Luke says “Carrie” to Princess Leia
9. Guardians of the Galaxy - Chris Pratt wasn’t supposed to drop the orb when giving to the Collector. He did.
8. Lemony Snicket’s - Jim Carey asking to do his line again was an actual request, not part of the script.
7. North by Northwest - Policeman has no idea of how…

Here are pictures of Roy Hibbert before, and then directly after he gets slapped.

If the NFL suspended people for “on ice” action LT wouldn’t have had much of a career.

24 seconds of Kobe

I forgot you wrote the Bill of Rights, thanks Sam Adams.

Anybody that wears a bow tie to a football game deserves to be sad

“You remember only flashes of Derrick Rose since 2013? Join the club”