Oh fuck +29 dingers of the bell

completely uncalled for

I got high with a High Point baseball player

My take penis is fully erect.

Michael Bennett (running back)

Why do we make these kids flagellate themselves in front of the media? Kid has depression and smoked some weed, he shouldn't have to take to the radio to cat-o-nine-tails himself to appease dumb old football men.

Probably $900 or so

They sounded the “Everything Is Ok Alarm”

There is nothing wrong with pelting Shane Victorino with beer.

Strong opinion

I bet he moved these refrigerators in front of the door

OH NO, THE LORD'S NAME HAS BEEN COMPROMISED, QUICK, TO MARS!

Blazers are taking home a piece of the Aggro Crag.

PUSSIFICATION OF HACKEY

GET IT? ITS A SWITCH STATEMENT LOLOLOL

static void Main(string[] args)

Now who's gonna pull up, eat on the pussy, and dip?

These beasts are 8% in my state and sold in silos. I bought one for my friend's hotel party. By hotel I mean his attic, and by party I mean play Diablo III.

honestly how many of you guys would turn down a rail right now if you were a millionaire and it was right fucking in front of you?

Probably in 6 or 7 years actually, its not financially smart for rookies to hit FA until after their second contract. But hey, the Raps will probably go back to being garbage by then, so we'll see what happens.