ahh hipster then

Thank you for defending the integrity of the game oh keeper of the lore

someone had to fetch Girardi's knee-savers from the equipment shed.

hipster or completely ignorant of baseball history?

Your definition of poor is pretty far off.

/tips fedora

Was it Jerome Felton?

nah

I worked at a place where drunks frequented and whenever shit like this happened I'd be thinking "OH HELL THE FUCK YES IM BOUT TO GO IN ON THIS FUCKER IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!"

No fun allowed

where were you when Timofey was trade?

Jim Kelly: *reads nephew's arrest report *

None of those crimes warrant execution bootlicker.

So many dual-legged body shots. You would be spraying pulverized rib-dust out of your ass in under a minute.

Calm down Nikola.

shit what if a bunch of these assholed followed this logic for the Big Unit and he doesnt get in?

*drivel

osteopathic medicine at #2? I would put it below a doctorate that can be ordered from the back of a comic book.

I thought hockey players played through these maladies?! This is a Lebronian move!!

There's a massive wind farm 30 something miles north of Altoona.