If it was some western mother sending tweets from her child’s perspective about waiting for Santa Clause or something else banal no one would bat an eye, but because people don’t want to comprehend the suffering this child is going through they’ll try and find any reason to dismiss the source.

I, for one, am shocked (SHOCKED) that this has occurred.

You, however, can fuck off.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Yea but Steve Smith is OUR douchebag. Burfict just sucks....

I thought it was Leicester City that specializes in X-rated boners.

World Chess just wants the check, mate.

Sorry if I’m missing the joke, but what?? The first ball didn’t even hit his hands, it was a terrible throw. Then he was targeted 5 times for 3 tds, pretty blog worthy.

I cried a trail of them!

You got your Jalopnik in my Deadspin.

The leader of North Korea. Read a book.

I thought the 400-pound guy was supposed to be the hacker, not the hacked.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

Drew’s neck gives him a decided advantage in headbutting range. Refs and opposing players, managers, etc. who decide to jaw with him will think they are arguing at a safe distance...then BANG.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

I love the Jewel one. I thought it perfectly encapsulated all the deservingly ugly shit that flew Coulter’s way.

I was drinking water while reading this and had to spit it out when I got to Peyton’s quote. I didn’t know he was at the roast, that line just killed me.

Are those “Trump Sniffles” contagious?

I’m always like “what difference does it make?” I mean, where’s the line? I have a hard time believing she’s secretly a good person and is just being a troll. If you’re pretending to be a Nazi in everyday public life all the time, then you’re a fucking Nazi.

Ann Coulter doesn’t have the stamina to be a professional troll. Have you seen her lately? Something’s really wrong with her, a lot of people are saying. Had to cancel an event. Sad!