Ezekiel Elliott is the Adrian Peterson you get when you can’t get Adrian Peterson.

Whenever I’m picking up soap or deodorant for Mr Tots, I just get the one with the dumbest name. He’s currently using a body soap that’s “Swaggy” scented.

Bernanko keeps judging them by his standards (wins the last 3 years) even though that was clearly not what Hinkies was concerned about. He dismisses it as some kind of con because there are no tangible results to judge him by, but that’s the case for any long-term investment. It’s like mocking a co-worker for his…