These two should get a show together - I am constantly amazed at Obama’s ability to be at ease around people and his quick wit. America - you have a very cool President indeed.

This “conscience” business is narcissism of the highest order. I have zero respect for anyone who feels their own high and mighty Facebook bragging rights take precedence over the needs of so many others.

Well, she’s a white entitled idiot who won’t be affected if Trump wins so, OF COURSE SHE DOES.

I was just watching CNN and John LaValle corrected Kate Bolduan and John Berman that Johnson is not a Nazi but a white supremacist...............so, let’s take a moment to think about that

Well, at least you know now which people you should avoid.

Seriously. No matter who wins, we all lose. That shit isn’t going back in the box for a while.

I’m going to set up a robocall to try and get a date. If I can get my message out to 194,000 people, someone’s gotta take me up on the offer, right?

Yesterday I got to vote against Pat McRory and Richard Burr and it felt so good, almost erotic. Sliding that ballot into the box ever so gently at first then, when I knew it was taking it, just letting it go all the way in and making sure that democracy was gonna erupt.

You know what was worse? Instead of an existential gutcheck or simply contrite silence, Sarah Palin pushed back hard, like the troll she is;

Can we just say anyone who finds amusement or joy in the thought of women dying is automatically disqualified for running for any office??? What the actual fuck.

If only she would smile more it might make these heroes not want to shoot her, amirite?

Just coming to remind everyone that Jennifer Aniston absolutely upgraded.

Recently heard this from a trump voter, who tried to reassure me that trump presidency won’t literally flush America down the toilet.

Eh, I’d want to see this on a tv news outlet, otherwise no one’s going to pay attention. I would have thought that Trump parroting Russian propaganda would have been enough to torpedo him, but no one ran with it and it went nowhere. Or his mob ties! Or...so many other things. But no. No tv coverage, and the masses…

You do know he’s due in court for raping a 13 year old? Somehow, it doesn’t matter. Yet emails are more important...

Let’s start a DT birther conspiracy but instead of a Kenyan Muslim he’s KGB. But like really dumb KGB so they kicked him out and made him run for US president. Seems just a reasonable.

We should be as understanding about it being (sometimes) legal, as they are about how some people qualify and need welfare and are not all fraudsters.

I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

We can still act holier than thou.