I have this one.

Guys either like to be in control or pussy whipped. This is why I’m single.

Is Jared a masochist of some kind, or is he an equally awful person like Cindy?

Still my fav!

I like Make America Great Britain Again

I’ve already got mine, I’m good.

So, I just went to the store at Donald Trump’s site just to see if they actually had any interesting merchandise (THEY DO NOT) and found this:

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

I’ve been so tempted to buy some of the riffs on this that have come out recently but then I realize people won’t get close enough to read it and will make assumptions about my intelligence.

Also, I want you to have to enhance photos of Ted Cruz.

i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too

Nasty me, and a car full of nasty neighbor women, nastily voted early today. Then we came home and had brunch with from-her-wherever-marys.

Interestingly, people who work are usually getting home and cooking dinner at that time, so apparently we are not their target audience?

This is how toxic male entitlement is, a man feels safe sexually assaulting a much younger woman, surrounded by body guards and cameras, and then sues HER just for speaking up about it. Even with the highest end security team, our bodies are still treated like public property.

I’ll start worrying about Obama’s accountability, when the GOP starts worrying about all the times they stopped him from fixing stuff.

I can’t blame a fireman for not putting out a fire when the town wouldn’t buy him a firetruck. Which is basically the only explanatory analogy anyone needs for Benghazi, but for some…

It’s supposed to terrify ignorant people, but it actually is just terrifying how ignorant these powerful men are. We need better public schools, with comprehensive health classes and sex education, and we need more rational women in government to take the place of doofuses, misogynists, and religious extremists.

This man looked like he was 100 years old when I was just a kid. How is he still alive?

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

I’m surprised they let her in to begin with, with a non American word on her shirt.

Right?