Hygiene, really?! The ways in which my body is policed by men (and other complicit women) using “hygiene” as an excuse are myriad, and yet a very large chunk of those men seem unable to flush, wash dishes, or keep their crevices fresh.

is this a joke? also is there some stereotype about cargo shorts that I am unaware of???? Disturbing

Yes, even in red states, fucking vote. It’s so important that she win the popular vote as well, and by a landslide.

I don’t care too much about either Beyoncé or Pokemon.

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

As a solipsist, I would like to declare that #OnlyMyLifeMatters

“No, I don’t believe it,” Brewer responded brightly. “President Obama just always comes tearing after Republicans constantly. Calling names and calling people bigots and racists, and that’s their big comeback and absolutely ridiculous.”

This is my chihuahua. He is just me a “me and the cat” dog. I took in a mini dachshund who is the most sociable and happy dog but the other two have never fully accepted him into their little clique... I occasionally send just him to day camp so he can get some socialization and fun while I’m working. He loves it.

Yup! It was a total typo on my part. This has now been corrected, along with an update indicating the correction.

“I’m cookin’ with gas. I’ve gotta handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad. Yeah. That’s your spinal cord. Baby. Dig it. Who’s the man? I’m the man. I’m a bad man. How bad? Real bad. I’m a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness.”