Oh my god. Stormageddon is the best kitteh name ever. It’s what I plan to name my next one.

Poor Lady Gaga :( I’m glad to hear she is doing better. My Ella over groomed for awhile after we moved cross country & her sister cat ran away. The poor baby was heartbroken, we had her sister Kikki before her & Ella was devastated when Kikki ran away. I bought her a little Christmas sweater & eventually she adjusted…

All my (and my 4 Martian cats) love to you and kitty Lady Gaga.

She’s doing better. She’s actually starting to bully her sister Stormeggdon the Dark Lord of All. And I’m starting to let her go naked when I’m home. So, be happy for Lady Gaga the cat!

Like George Carlin said, they want a small government so it’ll fit inside a woman’s uterus.

If I were in the position of one of the teachers I would just break the law and keep the student’s confidence. Conscientious objection. It is possible that you could lose your job, but I’m also pretty sure it’s unconstitutional. Also, your job is worth protecting the safety of one of your students.

Totally! It’s amazing how their “keep the gov’t out of my personal life” rhetoric drifts away when it comes to people whose personal lives they don’t agree with.

It’s good because we all know there are absolutely no negative places that adolescents might go to seek support and acceptance when positive places can’t be found. They will just turn straight. That’s how it works.

I figure they’ll all be ordering Pumpkin Spice Lattes, in honour of their illustrious Leader the Great Pumpkin.

We call that Freedom Foam.

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

I think at some point, being outspokenly anti-Trump will be considered Treason.

“I would be very careful about exercising your First Amendment right to freedom of speech. Free speech in a Trump administration extends only to fawning praise, not to criticism or dissent of any kind. You knew this when you voted us in.” -said the scorpion to the fucked democracy.

Is it me or is his pumpkin face starting to collapse? He looks like he’s aged a decade in the past week. And on Donald Trump, that look is bigly ungood.

Or the girl in Mike Pence’s Indianastan that was sentenced to 20 years for a miscarriage and had to be bailed out by the state Supreme Court

Jesus. I almost hope she made it up, because if she’s being charged and prosecuted for the crime of being a hate crime victim ... I can’t even imagine.

Friend of mine pointed out that her local food bank shelves are totally empty, and even around Thanksgiving when they’re full, they always need things like laundry detergent, soap and (my favorite) birthday candles, cake mixes and frosting.

You may want to add the Freedom From Religion Foundation to this list; trust me, Mr. Pence’s presence is going to be felt.