Sports is the only commons left where the MAGA invertebrates slither out from under their FoxNews & Facebook rocks and encounter others, so this is why hearing **gasp** mainstream political commentary on a sports program is so annoying to them. When ESPN does a lukewarm spot about Frank Robinson or something, it…

You will be happy to know Kinkade resale has completely bottomed out. I mean the auction house I work for won’t even touch them. After he turned out to be a phony, baloney Christian hypocrite, plus all his bull shit editions on top of editions, his work has cratered

I was just in Houston a week or so ago. We were walking down the street and I had to stop in a resale shop to get another shirt because I had completely sweated through my t-shirt.

I would like to nominate West Virginia, please. All the dickishness of the south without even the veneer of Southern Hospitality to make it go down easier.

Dear Penthouse,

Every single mind-numbingly hot summer in Houston, I think to myself, “Why the hell did I stick around?”

Plus, it’s always good to point out where the racists like to eat so that decent people can avoid them.

Imagine what their score would be if they didn’t support homophobic organizations. 

Sure it is.  Remember?  We talked about it last week.  You’ve just been so forgetful lately.  You should lay down.  

I genuinely don’t understand why she’s on television. Yes, her father was a statesman of note, whether or not you agree with his positions. But she’s done fuck all, besides constantly cite who managed to aim his junk in the right direction to spawn her. 

Capital One giving out free coffee and snacks is amateur hour. My dry cleaner gives out free hot dogs on the weekend so I grabbed one, got in my car, took a bite and it immediately shat mustard all over my thighs and shorts.  Now THAT is playing the long game bitches. 

Not to get all serious in a Funbag comment section, but when reading the letter from the soon-to-be-father: the reality is that the world is better today than it ever has been before. Not a little better, either; it’s a hugely, wildly, amazingly better place than it has ever been before.

It also gets surprisingly dark and political for a network comedy.

“They didn’t believe in you! No one thought you would do it and you proved ALL the haters wrong. He’s too big. He’s too old. His time is up and he’ll never reach as high as he did earlier in his career. And yet, here you are, once again, lighting up the sky. Congrats, big man.”
-Tom Brady, every morning to the sun

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

Serious question: do people still enjoy watching football? Like, does the actual act of the game bring you joy? I reduced my football viewing to only Packers games and even then I spent more time apoplectic at the refs than marveling at the acts of athletic prowess on the field. The Super Bowl this year had my…