Do you ever use the word "sorry" like you're not a middle school girl getting loud on somebody?

Damnit that guy on the internet thought I failed at a joke metaphor.

Do I really have to post this again in the same thread? Really?

Eh? There's nothing wrong with cable exercises. They provide a continuous load throughout the range of motion with almost total freedom of movement. If it were those plate machines that have no freedom of movement then I'd be objecting. Those things set you up for being worthless in real life and also for injuries.

Right on

His head was probably feeling pretty electric during the ecstasy part at least.

Your evidence proved my point. This is elementary school stuff but:

No?

I don't think you're sorry at all. I think you meant to hate on hope.

That's what I was yelling at the screen too. You're your team's top running back. Your team has just bamboozled the 'Noles with a triple reverse. You have a wall of white in front of you on the sideline and FSU seems totally confused filling up the middle of the field. So your gut instinct is "Hey, this impenetrable…

Way too many Deadspin writers think they're entitled to misuse the word "entitled" to describe how something is titled.

That was my first thought as soon as I saw the picture. "Somebody took a picture of the protective tape before they took it off and Deadspin thinks it's a story."

This has nothing on the triple-team attempted head removal rape tackle the Seahawks pulled on Michael Crabtree and somehow didn't draw a single foul.

Nevermind the fact that the word "traitor" has nothing to do with switching baseball teams. It's more of a "attempted to subvert the government" sort of word, by definition.