No Trump voter nodded quietly, ever.

I do not like sports games, but holy shit I would play the hell out of NBA 2k if every character was some kind of bizarre man mutant like that.

Missed the obvious troll:

What we deserve is a Zapp spin-off show.

“Well you can’t vote for cartoon characters, thank god.”

You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.

How deep into Ernest?

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan