Check out my band—and my crack while you're at it

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You want WHAT in my ass?

Remember the time you watched hentai for breakfast?

*squid sounds*

Boiiiiiioooiiiiiiioiiiiinnnngggg

Sounds like my kinda party! Wanna see my ASS?

Want to see something craAaAaaAAAAazy? *whips out dik shaped like a fist*

What do you think they're yelling in that scene? "Yell into my ass??!?!?!?!?!?!?"

You think that's bad?!?!?!? I've got a GIIIIAAANT BONER

allow me to show you my 'sick rack' *vomits*

JOIN ME!