I don’t blame PFTCommenter for getting that money, but I realllly wish he had gone to pretty much any other website besides Barstool.

(PFT Commenter excluded)

Spagnuolo later apologized if anyone was offended but his personal animosity toward fat people was because his father had spent years of his life fighting the morbidly obese.

This post really hits home for me: first there’s talk about dragons, then a clumsy approach to second base, and then everything starts to get all weird. So relatable.

Alright, I’m confused. I thought you were supposed to throw the ball at someone on the other team when said team has wronged you. I can’t keep up.

The Guardian reports that Police Chief Calvin Williams stated Loehmann was not fired over Rice’s death, but because of “inaccurate details on his job application.”

Please make this happen.

He doesn’t write nearly as much as he used to. I used to love Page-2-era-Simmons but I actually tried to read something of his recently and I couldn’t. I don’t know if it’s the fact that it’s just not 2002 anymore, or if it’s because I know what his voice sounds like now and I was reading it in that voice, but…

But remember, he’s the “sports guy.” Just your typical every day guy making millions of dollars and hanging out with celebrities. So relatable.

Did they pay you to come on?

Do people still read Bill Simmons’ writing? Does he still even write?

big idiot’s beef

Most people in Nashville didn’t think they had a team in February.

does he expect ICE to deport a bunch of American citizens?

“Look, I said it was nothing personal. I just don’t like what that person accomplished because of his race.”

WELL MY GREAT GREAT GRANDPA FOUGHT FOR THE UNION SO FUCK AUBURN FOREVER!

It’s still pretty bad, honestly.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

“Frei said in the apology the source of his anti-Japan angst was rooted in his father having fought in World War II.”