Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

FAHK YOU! OTHER CITIES DAMAGE WORLD SERIES TROPHIES ALL THE TIME! WHEAR’S THE PROOF HE WAS EVEN IN BOSTON?!?

Even then, there are some that would be like, “just because he was lynched and is black, doesn’t mean he was lynched because he’s black. I don’t even see color so I didn’t realize it was a black man until you pointed it out”

I don’t know when Lifehacker turned into a political shit-house, but I’m getting pretty tired of it.

What if you are on the no baby plan and suddenly find yourself pregnant?

the individual may decide what type of insurance would be best for their life and lifestyle is somehow evil

“Nothing happened” is, by far and away, the most common “consensual sexual event” in my house.

“How did your date go?”

There are few things that make me irate for no reason, and one of those used to be this stupid little Taurus SHO “winglet”, or whatever the fuck it is.

They hid a swarm of bees in the glovebox.

Subaru Impreza Casa Blanca

timing is everything.

That Straw Man of yours still collects a paycheck from his current team.

here’s a robot that’s a football player, boxer, cowboy, and surfer.

This is magnificent. A perfect unique microcosm.

the easy way from the top to deal with at least a portion of that problem is not even promoting cannabis—just don’t penalize people for [using] it

The NFL doesn’t want players to use “cannabis,” whose effects are unproven after existing in civilization as long as we’ve had written history. But they will dope their players up with dozens and dozens of experimental drugs, which have to stop being used once they’re actually tested and found to be illegal or deadly.