No one should want to replace him. If he is out, Pence is in. Pence is both competent and an extremist on many fronts. It’s better to have Trump in there doing nothing.

Having never played Magic: The Gathering, the only part I understand is the word “kitty”

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

I love how he goes from grandma to “get to the damn quarterback!”

As a Bears fan, this seems really dumb to me. The Bears have many, many needs and just gave up three extra picks to draft a can-miss QB prospect.

I do too but you don’t see me going around telling everyone.

Here’s some more reaction from Chicago!

“uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

You think that’s good? What about the guy who already cleaned out all of the stripes and the 8 ball?

I rolled my eyes when I saw the headline. Then I watched the video. It’s mesmerizing and impossible not to get caught up in even though you know what happens, you’re not sure why it’s important, don’t like snooker, and didn’t care much about how the game is scored.

I didn’t understand a word of this article and then I watched the video and my god, that was insane.

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

ESPN.com’s front page is a mess and decent analysis is hard to find if you miss it in the feed.

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

Nicely said, SVP.

Too bad about the stupid musical overlay.

my god how long will we have to provide literally centuries worth of evidence against free markets before these tiny little babies shut up and go away?