But they do so much less and make so much more! That means they must be Jesus blessed. Jesus loved sloth and ridiculously expensive formalwear, just look at him up on that cross, chillin’. And what do think crowns of thorns is cheap?

Since you believe that, about the premiums, well, I’ll just say it, I’ve got this bridge... You’re going to love it, I really think it’s “you”

Neither would really work, most of these people have this gizzard-esque thing where a neck should be. I think it’s where they keep their evil.

This is good info. I’ve heard good and bad about boarding school housing, knew a bunch of people that went to Hun and Princeton Day, but I don’t know how they all compare.

The ultimate goal being you can’t abort them, no one will take them, so the doctor just slaps them on the ass, adorns them with a little baby hard hat, and a lit stick of dynamite and just kind of rolls them right into the coal mines. I’m sorry “clean coal” mines. They’re bringing it back, sort of a more hardcore…

Winding up with a best friend out of a random draw room placement is friggin’ awesome. And as this is unfortunately the Internet, I feel a need to specifically indicate before I say this: no sarcasm; you’re probably a much more patient, forgiving and chill person than I’ve ever been.

I hear you but this also troubles me. If anyone works in college admin I’m curious what the line is on stuff like this.

Dude for real, Kinja is eating stars now, it’s been happening to me a lot. I think it’s gained a semblance of sentience and is calling us plebs.

I- Wha- Bu- I was making a- though I really was a poo- (hehe <- that says poo over there now.)

I too live in the shadows, so my star doesn’t mean as much, but you have it, sir. (Yesterday when I starred posts the count went down, and I think I gave the OPs leprosy...)

The whole idea is based upon the ridiculous notion that over the past 8 yrs our economy has been a disaster/is swirling down the drain.

Yeah! Which one?

So much so that I actually missed the bit about transgender when reading the article. I thought it was just not deep dividing boys and girls at boarding school which, absolutely just sound like boss co-ed dorms.

Just going to draft off of you and leave that-

As a “school resource officer” he was just reallocating the resources of space and breatheable air.

Why does everyone know this movie? Is this a movie I should know/should go watch?

I’m a poor, so I went to public school except for Kindergarten. But my god, everyone gets their own room and a changing area with the shower! Why can’t colleges do this? I mean it’s too late for me but think of the children. Being forced to share a room with some random asshole freshman year is inhumane. And…

We’d be left to freeze to death like that poor bunny. I’m never not going to be pissed about that rabbit.

Hovercraft where the part you drive (pilot?) is a hot tub.

“It touched a vagina that it wasn’t married to. Unless you’ve made clear your intent to be a dude that would impress the likes of Billy Bush, that’s a major no-no.” ~Apparently around 37% of America...