I think that was my nickname in college but it’s all kind of hazy.

Next up, Jerry Sandusky will be crafting language for a repeal and replace of CAPTA.

I think that train needs a mustache. Awfully suspicious that it doesn’t have one. Chilly and suspicious.

He’s turrible in Wallander, but English Wallander is kind of terrible as a whole. It reminds me of Broken Flowers, an excercise in things going on around and mostly separate from an old dude sitting in various places.

He was legit great in Macbeth. That aside I’m struggling to think of one standout.

There is, literally, no way that you don’t love anal sex, pal. You’ve got an entire head up there right now!

He is the physical embodiment of the seven deadly sins. That at least makes him, like Christian adjacent...

No, no. Jesus would definitely murder them, by crucifixion. Because we are all just extras now in America 2: Jesus’ Revenge.

In the interim he read the words “government shutdown” and figured it would allow him to not even pretend to work and just sit and loudly fuss for attention.

Izzat the one (the dip pop) what looks like a foot? I don’t even have a fetish and those things were great.

Every time he opens his mouth.

I’m a white bro that can tech when I have to, and you have given me my festival dream.

If I die laughing, I’m haunting you.

His inevitable and (inevitably very public) meltdown about the outcome of the custody battle should hopefully be enough for him to lose even joint custody. This is the kind of asshole that court supervised visitation was made for.

I’d guess that as with most things he does, it is in lieu of actual work and thought. This way he gets to look like a man of action, and then blame others for holding him back when things don’t get done. So on this one fuss he is making he can hang: not fixing the “NK situation” which was a campaign promise if I…

Donnie dismissed criticism of the idea, stating:”No, no, people love Joni Mitchell. Big time singer. Where I got the idea. Never enough parking. My driver, always saying ‘Big D, do something about parking.’ Did it, done.”

“It’s sugar, isn’t it?!”

She was Sarina! Living under this rock it was all that I knew, but it is both cool to learn about how talented a writer she is and how awesome a person she is, and how unfortunate it is to get another reminder of how many preposterously awful people there are out there. Especially how many people are thrilled/proud…

There is not cutting her slack, and there is a fat dick wresting anything short of a deadly weapon away from a woman one third his mass. That’s before you even consider the fact that jumbo could have taken down a kid as he obviously wasn’t being cautious.

Yeah, I can’t understand why I haven’t heard a politician hammer on the fact that we live in a country where the majority of citizens don’t have a right to sovereignty of self. It makes every libertarian, small government politician and pundit instantly a lying sack of shit. This needs to be shouted from rooftops.