In the interim he read the words “government shutdown” and figured it would allow him to not even pretend to work and just sit and loudly fuss for attention.

Izzat the one (the dip pop) what looks like a foot? I don’t even have a fetish and those things were great.

Every time he opens his mouth.

I’m a white bro that can tech when I have to, and you have given me my festival dream.

If I die laughing, I’m haunting you.

His inevitable and (inevitably very public) meltdown about the outcome of the custody battle should hopefully be enough for him to lose even joint custody. This is the kind of asshole that court supervised visitation was made for.

I’d guess that as with most things he does, it is in lieu of actual work and thought. This way he gets to look like a man of action, and then blame others for holding him back when things don’t get done. So on this one fuss he is making he can hang: not fixing the “NK situation” which was a campaign promise if I…

Donnie dismissed criticism of the idea, stating:”No, no, people love Joni Mitchell. Big time singer. Where I got the idea. Never enough parking. My driver, always saying ‘Big D, do something about parking.’ Did it, done.”

“It’s sugar, isn’t it?!”

She was Sarina! Living under this rock it was all that I knew, but it is both cool to learn about how talented a writer she is and how awesome a person she is, and how unfortunate it is to get another reminder of how many preposterously awful people there are out there. Especially how many people are thrilled/proud…

There is not cutting her slack, and there is a fat dick wresting anything short of a deadly weapon away from a woman one third his mass. That’s before you even consider the fact that jumbo could have taken down a kid as he obviously wasn’t being cautious.

Yeah, I can’t understand why I haven’t heard a politician hammer on the fact that we live in a country where the majority of citizens don’t have a right to sovereignty of self. It makes every libertarian, small government politician and pundit instantly a lying sack of shit. This needs to be shouted from rooftops.

It’s the fact that he was ever both elected into and appointed to any leadership position when he perpetually looks like he was just caught masturbating that amazes me.

Counterpoint, I, like everyone else, have seen people on rascals go through self-checkout with full baskets. Rascals.

Soup. It’s the food that doesn’t sound appetizing, and then doesn’t surprise you.

With N. Korea just sitting there, my concern is engaging in a war to cover his ass indefinitely.

“Surveillance footage captured Jackson from the days leading up to Monday’s attack showed him “walking purposefully toward a black man,” investigators said, but without attacking him.”

Depending on the group it could be held back so as not to give them advertising/embolden them. But with that nugget in the news a few weeks ago about the rotting whale carcasses in charge giving direction to focus on Islamic terror and not domestic terrorists/hate groups who knows what is going on. These are the…

The way the world has been turning we’d be welcoming President Ted Cruz in the event of a recall.

Somewhere, Asmodeus oils his “Mike Pence” suit, awaiting the inevitable impeachment proceedings.