Don’t forget, they were also extras! And there was one actual speaking role! Reminds me of this:

Emma Stone was chief among those who did tireless research, and if any part of her fine characterization has caused consternation and controversy, I am the one to blame.

putting everything else aside, what the hell happened to cameron crowe?

when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously,

Note to self: never sleep naked in a bed with Dr. Ruth unless I’m willing to put out.

An actual conversation I just had with Diane:

Downplaying the gendered aspect of the comments on her appearance seems pretty disingenuous. Also:

I love all of these threads about her face. It’s definitely the right thing to criticize, because while she is racist and homophobic, ultimately the most important thing is that she’s a woman, and so we must always criticize her by referencing her appearance.

Maybe because people are always super fucking judgmental about celebrities’ faces?

Holy shit.

Can we talk about the costumes?

This is how I imagine this went:

At the end of my pregnancy, I kept having my doctor reassure me that the craziest things were “perfectly normal.” “Doc, I look like I’m walking on two enormous marshmallows instead of feet, I’m hungry all the time but can’t eat without severe heartburn, and I get winded walking more than ten feet. Also, I'm speaking…

Preach. I’m pregnant with my fourth child (yes, I’m crazy) and I keep going into my doctor with new problems and she’s like “Well yeah. That’ll happen.” Dude. I have read much and experienced much and I still don’t know shit. Tell people these things!

UVA isn't bringing suit—-Dean Eramo is suing as an individual, and the frat is suing as a private entity.

Yes, what is this world coming to when employees can refuse service to customers simply based on their own religious beliefs? I’m assuming, of course, that next he’s going to go after the pharmacists and pharmacy techs who refuse to supply customers with birth control and Plan B. Right? Riiiiight?

All I could think of while reading these texts:

Trust me. Tommy will never get into Cooperstown.

Pretty devious of the Pats to get Trestman hired by the Bears. That’s next level cheating.

I think too many people assume that, for anyone who experiences acquaintance rape, that experience will act like a switch on their feelings, and, BOOM, you'll clearly feel like that person is an asshole. That probably happens in some cases. But when it is someone to whom you are close, whom you trust, with whom…