Ah yes, all the top bros publish in that one.

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

Harriot probably assumed that most people were familiar with the story. I don’t know. As for question 2, I’m not American, but I’ll ballpark it.

She was protesting ICE and the forced removal of migrant children from their parents.

No, they’re just England.  The others have their own teams.

Public officials can’t really be doxxed. Sorry. Kinda like saying “Don’t let people know how to contact Hitler. That’s a bad thing to do”. You should engage these political figures. ASAP

Fuck you.

You didn’t read the damn thing, did you?

That’s impressive, but Michael Jordan averaged 0.1 more retained facts per game during the ‘90-’91 season, and that was with fact-checking and hand-checking

After the season is over is a shitty time to start being defensive minded, Melo.

Prince Fielder was 5-for-10 off Bartolo; his father, only 1-for-7.

Mine doesn’t. It has known many tongues

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

“She feels awful, as if this is our responsibility because we’re white women. And it isn’t”

280 characters = twice the opportunity to show your ass.

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

We are talking about the people Facebooking and Tweeting him being imbeciles. There is no Trumpcare. It is Obamacare. He is trolling these people into visiting the website, signing up, and seeing that the program isn’t the work of the devil like they have been propagandized too. But they all think it is this amazing…

Actually in this case neither. You get what Kimmel was doing right?

And dozens of them are in the Wu-Tang Clan.