I went on a long, romantic dinner with this comment. This comment gently stroked my hand as I told this comment about my long, tiring day at work. This comment walked me down to the beach and laughed at all my jokes. This comment sat with me as we watched waves roll in, sharing embarrassing but hilarious stories from…

Check yourself, Mark. Octopi are ADORABLE. They're also incredibly intelligent and they will one day be kind rulers once they've enslaved humanity... I mean... uh... YOU SAW NOTHING, HUMAN!

If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."

NO HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY CEILING HIS GROSS HANDPRINT IS STLL THERE IDK HOW TO GET IT OFF???

Is "put his hand on my ceiling" a euphemism?

I had this happen recently (in the last couple of weeks) with a guy I saw two fucking times a year and a half ago. The first date seemed alright but on the second date, he took me on a date OUTSIDE when it was 95+ degrees after I politely asked we remain inside because I was dehydrated from working out that afternoon…

Longtime lurker here, not a troll. I have to post because the OK Cupid guy with the epic list of impossible demands (http://jezebel.com/this-is-the-mo…) is still online and he liked me!!!! Despite me being a real live human being and thus not at all what he's looking for.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

it's not just your opinion. Countless studies have proven spanking/hitting/striking children to be at best a fools errand and at worst a total fucking disaster.

I have mentioned in a previous post that my mom raised 4 kids by herself. She took her frustrations and anger out on us, she beat the hell out of us with anything and everything within reach ( switch, extension cords, vacuum cleaner extension, pots, etc.)I love my mom, she did the best she could but she was wrong. It…

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Hey Mark, my name is Dan Sheehan and this is from my website www.ISuckAtTinder.com. It's also on Facebook over at facebook.com/ISuckAtTinder

I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

One Tropical-as-Fuck Fish

Ugh, can we stop wasting time and resources on arresting people for totally harmless shit?

Nude bras are of a color that blends somewhat with your skin, so you can wear light-colored tops without WHITE BRA screaming through the fabric (this especially happens in photos.) obviously dark bras are also incompatible with light shirts.