This is a good “Friday Story”

You are the fucking worst. Are Catholics considered snowflakes during Lent? Are Jews considered snowflakes went they sit Shiva?

Time to dust off the old alternate headline roundup:

First Idiocracy is a documentary, now Gataca.

“Is there another keg somewhere?”
- US Track and Field

“Hold my beer”

It is extremely funny for Bill Simmons, who almost literally burned Grantland down on his way out the door while throwing a public tantrum & leaving unemployed journalists in his wake, to criticize Anthony Davis for making a simple trade request in private.

USA Hockey is the worst. 

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

2018 Compensation of Top Activision Executives:

/ pointing and laughing from California

/ looking down on Indiana from atop my high horse

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

I read that second line like Big Daddy Kane. “Now whose flat top rules in ‘89?”

Sigh. Ok. Untreated pain, including pain that responds poorly to medication is an epidemic in the US and other countries. Opiates are an epidemic. We (chiros) compete with opiates. While not everyone on opiates is an addict, there’s a much bigger risk that they’ll develop an issue then there is that they’ll develop…

The USTA said that the noose “was not related to race but was a poor [sic] conceived joke relating to difficult vendors,” according to the determination letter.