Regardless of the league ramifications, does Argentina not jail people for assault? It seems like all of their players would be in jail for the duration of the ban somewhere else.

Kind of seems like every single coach and player involved should have been given a lifetime ban from the sport and charged with felony assault? All things considered this seems like a very light punishment.

Since you are one of the Deadspin Idiots that taste-tested, then ranked, chain pizzas, which is it: the best (according, somehow, to your rankings) or trash? It can’t be both.

Never go full Joaquin.

And black people act so civilized in masses. Don’t make me laugh

You are a godamn fucking idiot..

Things were different back then Jason. Trucks hauling trucks on top of trucks up a hill, trucks with square wheels..

Sorry, I should have said “multiple felonies”. But in any case, gun ownership and the right to vote are both revoked after a felony conviction, which will happen quite swiftly, I’d wager, in the case of these idiots. The prosecutor is going to thank his lucky stars he got handed this case.

The post you are commenting on says that he will be a free agent after this season twice.

Find to left! Fins to the right!

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Did someone finally point out to these jamokes that a Google intern could probably code a replacement for them using webcam input in an afternoon?

I don’t get this Umpires Lives Matter movement. What about other sports?

Umpires: We will keep these wristbands on until we are shown the respect we deserve

These guys have about as sympathy from me on their little protest as the White Lives Matter group. The have earned evey bit of hate they get with the poor performances they often display and refuse to fix. Like Angel Hernandez. 

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

‘some clause with the Grand Tour contract to put a dietician and personal training regimen on him’

You're operating under the assumption that someone actually wanted Papa John's.

We like crispy crust up here. Thin, crispy. We're close to Chicago but we don't like that doughy thing that they sell to tourists. We also don't understand that NYC thing that can be folded. Doesn't it crack? Why doesn't it crack? Why is it bendable? What did they do wrong?

You haven't been to Wisconsin. We start with the round pizza but cut it in squares. It helps to keep the crust crispy.