I’m a little disappointed that you never asked him about Itchy’s animation in mission 6. When Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha,…

honestly, you say “detractors” but the criticisms of TP’s art style came a long time after the game. I remember people trashed all over Wind Waker when it came out for looking like a “baby game” and literally stood up to cheer when a dark and gritty Zelda was revealed. I’m glad we’re slowly getting over that moment in…

There was a girl who’d always slap my butt in highschool. I once did it back but I was too much of a wimp to actually do it forcefully so it ended up being this awkward pat/touch. She was just kind of confused at it. I cringe thinking of it now, as I do a lot of interactions I had with this girl. I’m pretty sure she…

I had some fun with Dark Souls but eventually abandoned it. On a whim I bought Bloodborne because it was on sale and hooo boy. I was consumed by the hunt. It’s been a few months since I finished the game and I still think about it pretty frequently. It’s definitely grown to become a “special game” to me, and I don’t…

I’m apparently the only person who liked both their games. (Lost Sphear even moreso!) so I’m a little bummed that they’ve decided to go in the action RPG direction. After being disappointed in Octopath Traveler I was really hoping for a new turn based traditional RPG for the switch!

hey everybody, it’s the sims lady!!

I like quest 64. It’s fine. There’s cool stuff.

honestly, there are shades of this in new super mario bros U. The overworld’s there, the secrets are sort of there, the only problem is that it’s still got the awful physics. My dream is that they do another 2d sprite game, but I’d even settle for cleaning up the physics of the NSMB games. That’s literally all it’d…

I’m like, 99% sure that this game took so long as a result of business politics and not development. I’m sure it wont be a bad game by any stretch of the imagination, but I think Microsoft is setting it up for failure by pumping it up so much. Crackdown was never meant to be a tentpole game imo. It’s a dumb game that…

lol vita’s always got lotsa battery because it’s got no games to play on it with lmao

Look, sandwhiches are postmodernism in practice. We’ve created sandwiches, and we’ve created hot dogs, and we’ve created burgers and rolls ect. They may have been related at some point, but they’re not now. Pedantically, yes, a hot dog is a sandwich, if you want to define hot dogs as _____. However, it’d still be a…

they shrink your e-peen

So what Kirk is essentially saying is that this is a(nother) dumb schlocky David Cage game? In that case I’m very excited!!!

I guess breaking up really isn’t that hard to do

Ex Tim Hortons employee, yep, that’s Tim Hortons for you.

Can’t wait for Rage 2 to announce its new revolutionary UltraTexturesᵀᴹ

I understand that first person shooters aren’t for everyone, especially older ones, but Doom’s level design is some of the best there’s ever been. I highly recommend it - in spite of an almost nonexistent story.

IMO, Steve Jobs was very good and intuitive about some things. He knew the GUI was the future, he knew the mouse was going to change how we used computers, and heck, he was right on the money with personal computing. That said, when you fast forward into the 90s and 2000s, he made a lot of bad decisions. This story…

dude, this is huge

It’s interesting because the way Barlog describes it, there were a ton of promises made at E3 that were “still being figured out”. Depending on how “figured out” they were, there seems to be a lot that could have gone wrong with those promises. It’s neat how fine of a line there is between a giant AAA triumph like…