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I played it as a child, so I'm a bit biased, but having recently replayed the game, I actually really appreciated it for different reasons. There's a lot of little fun subtleties that don't exist in a lot of other games. I did notice the game gets significantly stronger at the beginning and end of each disc.

PS4 will get you laid.

To be fair, I hear these kind of stories from my female friends in all kinds of large gatherings.

My brother bought Street Fighter 2 the New Challengers used (no box or manual) when I was a kid. He read Nintendo Power. I did not. He could do special moves. I didn't even know they existed. None of my friends knew how to do special moves. We're talking about people who were used to playing Mario and Zelda and things…

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I think the trailer's sweet, and Phil Fish has my best wishes on the game, but like... If that movie is any indication, the first game took several years and nearly killed him. Is it, you know, safe to try to outdo the first?

How come game journalists are so cool while game developers are (with certain exceptions) so uncool?

Come on now women of the world, you can masturbate whenever you want.

Consider the time it takes to create new save data when you first play a game. It has to write every possible value in the game. Now imagine that every time you save. It's not impossible or unheard of but it's super inefficient and a waste of resources. Much faster to just update certain values in an already existing…

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Halo carries a blend of old style arcade shooters and modern shooters. It's still a game where you run fast and jump high. The game places a much greater emphasis on the Z axis than most modern shooters, which have players running over terrain that may or may not be hilly but ultimately amounts to not much more than…

Reading these articles has got me thinking. This year there seems to be a whole lot of promises kept, great right?

I've actually never played Final Fantasy 7 on PS1. I got it when it came out for PC in 1998 and it's actually still sitting on my desk. I can also verify that the Halo series has at least stood the test of time as something just different enough from other first person shooters so far.

I initially agreed with you, but then I considered all of the exposition through message boxes that no one reads in ALttP and the child section of OoT. There is actually some really (albeit simple) well put together storytelling. It's all very traditional, but I think it is material that has potential for a really…

I'd like to point out that movie adaptations always turn out better when they adapt the look m the original as well. Cartoons aren't real and you shouldn't try to make them real. I'm a fan of the new look because it doesn't look as cheap as if they were walking around in cartoon costumes. (though it still looks pretty…

I have done this at band camp.

Let's be honest here, the word "console" in gaming terms is a lot like the word "graphics". These are things that no one actually says outside of videogaming. 30 years ago, yeah, the word console was a bit more widespread because computer technology was a whole lot less accessible. The word console actually refers to…

I eventually figured that out without any help...

Er... No one's complaining about male power fantasies... And you're right. It is objective, as in it's not subjective.