“Smile and all the problems will go away” is what I got from it. “Smile sweetie”’s political cousin.

Sorry Chienfou, I starred your comment, but a glitch caused Kinja to subtract a point for some reason.

I’m really surprised everyone is jumping to the war conclusion when the obvious sane choice would be to say that the election is invalidated and start from scratch or, ya know, go with the candidate who didn’t hack the election.

No. I reject this.