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Why not? My dad frequently had bats in his car. He played softball weekly and it was much easier to just leave them in the truck.

It’s fun to name all your kids with the same first initial! Trust us!

I have eaten it and it tastes like super-sweet ice cream with the consistency of an ice-cold lined sheet of notebook paper. Extremely low calories, though to me it’s like satisfying your sweet tooth by spraying yourself with Demeter Sugar Cookie perfume.

Platypus babies look like shar-pei ducks!

How much milk for the new baby?

Considering the people fucking the world up the most are the people breeding the most, it’s probably a good idea to procreate and have more people in the future to battle against the children of these shitty people.

Anyone else a little sad that this wasn’t food related? Mmmm, chips and salsa.

She had recently been studying kidnappings and disappearances in the area. Every doll is a model of a girl that mysteriously disappeared. MOVIE WRITTEN.

The entire movie is just an elaborate promposal.

This is good and all, but when am I going to see Redbook for men??

Her looking like a 14 year old girl is way too convincing.

Tonight on the Jalopnik News cast:

Glanced at the top 100 today. Does Fifth Harmony not count as black women in the top 100? They’re up there with “Down”, along with Rihanna as a feature on Kendric Lamar’s “Loyalty.” Not that that’s a ton, but it’s more than just Minaj on “Swish Swish”.

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“Dress in spring awakening attire” What the hell does her attire have to do with anything? I can only assume by the ellipses that he then winked at the interviewer, nodded in the direction of her ass, and said “know what I mean, nudge nudge.”

Random anecdote: I worked retail once and a large man applied for a position at the store. He was kind and knowledgeable in the stores wares, but he couldn’t physically fit behind the counter to check people out. I know the owner was ashamed to turn him away, but it was a small business and the front counter was built

Yup, someone has to put out the palapa fire.

They should just get a telepresence robot for talking segments and put the some random driver in a Hammond mask with Hammond doing terrible voice over for him during driving segments. It would fit the tone of the show.

Glad someone made this comment.

Judging by the lead image, you’re suggesting it’s better to be a kind person around a lot of people who play the lottery.

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