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Considering the people fucking the world up the most are the people breeding the most, it’s probably a good idea to procreate and have more people in the future to battle against the children of these shitty people.

Anyone else a little sad that this wasn’t food related? Mmmm, chips and salsa.

She had recently been studying kidnappings and disappearances in the area. Every doll is a model of a girl that mysteriously disappeared. MOVIE WRITTEN.

The entire movie is just an elaborate promposal.

Looks more like Davy Jones form Pirates of the Caribbean.

This is good and all, but when am I going to see Redbook for men??

If they don’t retcon the 80's Bumblebee movie into him actually being Herbie in all the “Love Bug” movies, I quit.

Her looking like a 14 year old girl is way too convincing.

Tonight on the Jalopnik News cast:

Glanced at the top 100 today. Does Fifth Harmony not count as black women in the top 100? They’re up there with “Down”, along with Rihanna as a feature on Kendric Lamar’s “Loyalty.” Not that that’s a ton, but it’s more than just Minaj on “Swish Swish”.

A beam of light would be super classy.

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“Dress in spring awakening attire” What the hell does her attire have to do with anything? I can only assume by the ellipses that he then winked at the interviewer, nodded in the direction of her ass, and said “know what I mean, nudge nudge.”

Random anecdote: I worked retail once and a large man applied for a position at the store. He was kind and knowledgeable in the stores wares, but he couldn’t physically fit behind the counter to check people out. I know the owner was ashamed to turn him away, but it was a small business and the front counter was built

Yup, someone has to put out the palapa fire.

They should just get a telepresence robot for talking segments and put the some random driver in a Hammond mask with Hammond doing terrible voice over for him during driving segments. It would fit the tone of the show.

Glad someone made this comment.

You can get some pretty decent bikes in the $500 range. Choosing one of these is more a fashion statement. I don’t know why I expected some other type of comparison.

Judging by the lead image, you’re suggesting it’s better to be a kind person around a lot of people who play the lottery.

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Hoping something get’s “Weka pecked” is the most New Zealand insult I’ve ever heard.