That fucker’s son is exactly the same age as mine. Well, was. We had a few years of trying and miscarriages before he came along. I was blindingly furious and horrified every time I read about it. These assholes are idiotic, negligent, religious sheeple. That cum stained bathroom drain is a flat out sociopath.

Yeah, but this is merely irksome in comparison to fuckers like this:

The lack of rhyming bothered me.

Yes, Kate is awesome. But her star is rising fast outside of SNL. I don’t see her sticking around a whole lot longer. She stole Ghostbusters and if she does the same in Rough Night, she’s got her Hollywood ticket.

Is Trump about to feed from her neck?

When Cecily leaves SNL, I’ll probably stop watching.

My GOD the photoshopping here is awful. I can barely look at it. Her boobs look like 90's CGI.

Who take 2 years to build a house?? I can put a deposit down now and have a house in 6 months or less in the fastest growing and largest neighborhood around me. And I don’t get put in a line, they break ground when I sign the deal. Ask me how I know.

Distance from NYC to DC is 226 miles on the Turnpike according to Google maps. Bolt range is 238 miles according to various sources. It can make it in a charge. Or stop at a mall halfway, have lunch, charge in their electric car spots and be fine. According to Tesla’s own site, the Model 3 gets 215 miles per charge.

All I see are dollar signs for GM and others in 3 years. 500k normal people getting a 3, dealing with the nightmare that Tesla is going to be once all those cars hit the road, getting in accidents, having warranty issues, disappointment in features and finish, fighting for the extremely limited supercharger stations,…

I’m married and seen my child my born. I love being all up in one. It’s still not something to hang disembodied around one’s neck.

Now I’m waiting for the Pixar version of this.

They knew they were making something light and silly and did the best version of that they could. It was and still is great.

You realize this is your career now. This is your legacy. Talking about how the movie series Cars works is your opus. No one will expect anything else from you.

Side note:

Those necklaces are horrifying.

I thought it was going to be a rant about how too many pussy hats and labia shaped pot holders are being sold.

Female engineers on the steam trains of yesteryear were renowned for they’re moist and clean vaginal canals.

“Hello, customer service? My cat won’t stop playing with my tampons and I’m having a heavy flow day.”

Anytime anyone or anything says something about “removing toxins” I’m out. That’s the universal phrase for bullshit treatments.