I am not military and have no experience but this is the world I work in and I’m familiar with it and that was...face palm. I’m sending that tweet to people now. 

I was accosted by an old man with a ponytail today. I went to go pick up tacos for lunch and put my mask on because I had to go into the restaurant. As I stepped out to walk back to my car, the old man with the ponytail smoking a cigarette on the sidewalk called me a sheep and told me I watch too much tv news. It’s…

Private security firms shouldn’t exist in the first place. Secondly, these are the idiots who weren’t good enough for government security organizations when they got out of the military. They deserve what they get. 

He is my baby chonk. 

That makes it even better. The layer of pet hair is the best part. 😂

I’ve been commenting off and on for over a decade and this is my first staff star and response. I feel so special. 😭

I’m still working and wearing a mixture of Kohl’s Star Wars Line (May the 4th Be With You), Xhileration (Thanks, Target) cropped leggings, an assortment of fleecy blankets, and a layer of cat hair courtesy of my cat, Bowie. No makeup done by me. Hair by me. Busted manicure by me.

She is so gracious. It’s humbling. 

I’ve been watching The Great Courses Plus while I work during the day. It’s good background noise and $6.99 isn’t too bad a month. 

Same. 😩

Heath Ledger is my longest and most enduring celebrity crush. This made me smile, but :(. 

I was actually reading this yesterday when one of them messaged me! 

My man friend is quarantined with his ex and child right now to make homeschooling easier.  I miss him. They coparent well and she has a boyfriend, but I miss him.

Britta is the worst and I want her gone. 

I lived near Llandudno when I was in college. This is the most North Wales thing ever. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ❤️ 

I’ve never heard of this, but now I must read it. Because I am a carb hoarding witch right now. 

I’m weird and don’t really find babies all that cute. 🤷🏼‍♀️ It’s not the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen, so I’ll give him that. I do like his curly hair. 

That doesn’t change the fact that that poor child has that dumb name. 

Adonis is a terrible name and I don’t like Wheel Chair Jimmy. 

Liberty is a damn money laundering scheme for the Falwell family and the biggest scam in Virginia. The local Christian school whew I am is a feeder for it.