It will be extra excruciating because of that. 

I don’t want to say that anyone deserves aggressive lung cancer, but if it had to be anybody then I’m glad it’s Rush Limbaugh. I can’t wait for him to enter the bad place and experience butthole spiders and chainsaw bears.

I have nothing to add other than I love Katya. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I just want to say that the historian Dan Jones who is quoted in this story is delightful. He’s done several documentaries and wrote a good book on the Crusades. If there’s any good to come out of this, then I hope more people check him out.

I hate everything. 

As a DOD employee who will likely benefit from the paid 12 weeks parental leave deal they’ve made in the future, I’d rather take all of my leave and be put on a leave donation list than fund the fucking space force. That’s all I really have to offer. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Nothing makes sense. 

She reminds me of Janice from Doctor Teeth and the Electric Mayhem if we’re going with Muppets. Only, that’s insulting to Janice. I’m sorry, Janice  

I just want to know where the batshit idea that Omar shared info with Iran came from. I could probably find it if I went down a rabbit hole, but I care about myself and my search history way too much for that. Why are people just making shit up now?

He’s only a pediatric cardiologist and not a good-looking, famous actor. Poor guy. 

Good for her. Bring him down. 

Literally all I could think of reading this. 

This! She has to have the highest level clearance for that and there’s no way she could have passed. I know OPM isn’t as backlogged as they once were, but the process takes months. Unless she got fast tracked somehow. 

My stripper name would be Wreath Noble if that were the case. 🤷🏼‍♀️

My friend wants me to hike Chancellorsville with her. This and my own experience are making me question that. 

The story I submitted involved seeing a ghost in a Civil War battlefield. I’m really curious which battlefield that story took place in.

I did, because I’d forgotten I had it. Get your flu shots!

It might be worth it  I’m terrified of the things  

Mine is where I’m on a boat, and they just pop up out of the water, flop into the boat, and start chasing me, and then they somehow wind up in my house. I’ve remembered that dream since I was a teenager. 

This one fucked me up so much! It genuinely terrified me and I’m still not ok with it today. My cousin and I tried to summon it because we were stupid kids. I didn’t sleep at all that weekend. 

They’re in the Rappahannock now, too. I don’t fish, but these things scare me. I actually had a nightmare about them years ago when they first started showing up in the Potomac. One of the scariest dreams I’ve ever had. Kill them all.