I'm American and Girls Aloud is my jam.

For realz. Because that handsome bastard is all that I see. Caitriona Balfe is pretty and all and I love her in Outlander, but she's invisible standing next to him.

Seriously. I have nothing bad to say about her. I kinda love Pricey.

Two years ago right around this time, I was dating a guy I had met online. He was 11 years older, but he could keep up in bed and was just as big a nerd as me.

I'm a big The 1975 fan. I'm ashamed that I find Matty Healy, this scrawny, little bastard so attractive. He's pretty much the first person who is younger than me that I've found legitimately attractive. (I have this weird thing where I view any men younger than me, even a few months younger than me, as off limits.…

I'm not really embarrassed about the guy I lost my virginity to. I'm still good friends with him but I definitely chose him because I knew I could be in control of the situation at 17. (The 10 year anniversary was less than two weeks ago).

You know what...this is not all that gross to me. My work has ruined me.

If he's in the military, have you tried filing a Military Protective Order? Or contacting his command? Call the Master at Arms/Provost Marshall's Office where he is stationed, and they should be able to help you. An official MPO will effect him in ways that a TPO can't. Barring that, whichever branch he is in has a…

My bad.

I can't help but be reminded of that letter to Dear Prudie where the letter writer had previously been in a relationship with someone who was now famous and said famous person loved having worms slither all over his dick. My guess is Adam Levine just because he seems so slimy. http://www.slate.com/articles/life/…

Oh. My. God. How stupid can you get? I mean the officers.

Worst things I've ever seen:

I know someone who started sleeping with a married man when they were in Afghanistan. When their tours ended, he proposed to her and told his wife and five kids he was leaving.

I love scary stories. I ghost hunt and research hauntings for fun. This time of year and posts like this are what I live for. Naturally, I don't scare too easily. Right now, as I am laying on my couch in my basement apartment completely alone in the middle of the day, I am legitimately frightened.

My cousin got married on December 31st, 2010. It was in another part of the state and we were staying at the wedding venue that night. On top of that, my cousin was determined to set me up with her husband's brother.

I have an interesting story about a chipmunk. Yeah, that's a squirrel but that picture is perfect for this story.

She really was. So good.

You're not missing much by way of Chincoteague. It's a cute little town, but not a lot else. Assateague was beautiful. The beach on the island is to die for.

I don't understand the appeal of sizzurp. I've been on cough syrup with codeine because I'm sick and all it does is make me sleep. It's not fun. Why would you want to feel sleepy all the time? I am not cool.

I totally saw it by myself because my lame older sister wouldn't go with me. It was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing! I think it's the best Disney movie since Aladdin. The music was great and the story just got me right in the feels. I will make my sister see it.