Oh god, I love you.

Don't you mean smurficide?

That one my mom actually knew, although why anyone would do that she still has no idea. Explaining bukkake, though, was pretty traumatic for all involved.

Fairuza Balk does not age. First she was Mildred Hubble, then Nancy. She is the reason I always wanted to be the witch and not the princess when I was little.

Your boyfriend's mom sounds a lot like my mom. We played Cards Against Humanity over the weekend and I had to explain just about every single card to her. It was actually pretty great.

Absolutely. If the racks had not been covered in after birth and kitten goo, it was impossible to find all the pieces again. I'm fairly certain she popped 'em out there just to spite me. God, I miss that cat.

Animals on beds. You can't go wrong.

ZOMG, Kitties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

My cat gave birth under my sister's bed in the box for Connect Four. Before birthing her babies, she flicked all the pieces out of the box. I'm the one who found her and her new kitties when I snuck into my sister's room to watch her tv. We had just gotten that game a few weeks before, too.

I let my mom know since she's had a thing for him since before I was born.

Newsies: Jack Kelly & Gang are crushed by Pulitzer because they tried to form a union in a right to work state.

I know what you mean. Lol Even though, Aidan Turner is tied with Alexander Skarsgard for sexiest vampire, Russell Tovey is adorable and I'm sad he's doesn't like the ladies.

If two people should ever play brothers, please cast Russell Tovey and Nick Stahl.

I still have no idea what a Skrillex is or what type of music he makes. What is dubstep? Seriously.

GTFO!!!!!!!! He was the singer for From First to Last? I think the last bit of emo kid inside me just died.

It depends on how I do my makeup and what colors. Most of the time they're almost gray.

He tried to pull that not paying shit with his daughter from his second marriage. The only reason they caught up to him is because he's still living in the same state as her. My parents split up right before I turned 10 and I think my mom received checks twice in the last 15 years.

I guess my eyes are fake then because mine are that color after I cry. :/

To be fair, I say it like that every now and then. So do other members of my family and we're all Virginia born and bred. We also pronounce certain words differently from the majority of people, too, so I think it might have to do with something that goes further back, not just the area.

Thanks for the hugs!