Congrats! I actually just applied for a job in Naples. I don't know what I'll actually do if I get it.

I totally agree. If they ever touch my Star-Bellied Sneeches, somebody's gonna get cut.

And I'll watch every single damn one of them and hate myself the entire time. My relationship with the History Channel is a lot like Sid & Nancy.

Whoa. That's all I can really think to say.

That kitty keeps licking it's lips. I don't trust it. Mainly because I had a duckling and a murderous cat when I was 12/13. The duckling only survived into adulthood because he thought he was one of our dogs and he was never out of anyone's hands/arms or his cage when he was in the house. When he grew into a giant…

I have Muses beads!! My mom was in New Orleans for a work conference right at the same time as Mardi Gras (I still question the validity of that "conference" to this day) in '05. She brought back Muses beads, which are pretty much silver beads with a pink high heel pendant marked with an M. It's been around my rear…

I think I'll go ahead and watch that today. It is awesome, and so very 90's. And I was probably too young when I first saw it, but I think the roller coaster scene had a profound effect on me. Lol

I've been dieting since the first of the year and I've lost about 15 pounds so far. I've been really good about what I eat and I haven't cheated at all. Until tonight. I had Five Guys and I kind of hate myself right now. Was it good? God, yes. Was it worth it? No. I can not get into my old eating habits. They…

I know "We Found Love" and "Rehab." That's about it. And whatever song they have in Just Dance 2 and Dance Central.

I feel so bad giving him baths. He absolutely hates them. I actually have to get into the tub with him sometimes so he doesn't get himself too worked up. He's gone number two in the tub while my mom's been bathing him. I love my smoosh faced old man.

Pekingese. His screams sound like words sometimes. I'm convinced he's told me to "Fuck Off" in the middle of a bath before.

I'm talking to the first guy on OkCupid who seems like he could be a potential match since I signed up pretty much. It's going well. I've been doing nothing but being lazy all damn day and it's been kind of amazing.

Marxist Chris Evans is my new favorite thing. Ever. I'll be busy for a while now.

To be perfectly honest, I kind of pride myself on not knowing any lyrics in the majority of Rihanna's music. I had to google those lyrics and I still don't know the song.

This was great nail salon viewing yesterday.

I see no problem with me in these awesome penguin footie jammies that my mommy bought me for Christmas.

Hoodrat! Hoodrat! Hoochie Mama!

That is amazing. :-)

No, but I have pulled over and taken pictures of cotton fields. I have family who live not far from many cotton fields. It's one of the highlights of driving the hundred or so miles to visit them.

I blame my mother. She's the one who told me about them. She likes to watch some weird shit.