So did George Jones. And Tammy Wynette. Now I'm all heartbroken because I thought Glen Campbell did a great job. That didn't even enter my mind last night.

This should terrify certain groups/people from doing anything pretty stupid for at least a week.

Rage. That's all I feel. I tweeted last night about how fucked up it is that the Grammy's nominated him, awarded him, and let him perform twice. Domestic violence is not something to be celebrated. Chris Brown hasn't done anything but get angry at people for daring to bring up the incident where he almost, you…

That would also spell disaster for everyone else on the internets if we're all PMSing at the same time, but that might be a valid explanation.

Granted it's Orlando but when I go to Harry Potter World for my birthday in September, you can bet I'll be flying first class out of DC if it's only $400.

You know, I get the slinky song mixed up with the "Log" song from Ren & Stimpy. I'd prefer to call this man "Log."

I've heard of it referred to as White Trash/Trailer Park Couture.

You are wrong, survey. I stress about work. Well, at least I did working retail. I would make myself vomit to avoid going into work or leave early because I was so anxious working in that environment. All other anxieties paled in comparison when I was in retail. And my first office job became a bit of a hostile…

It's definitely Rod Stewart. Or maybe Sammy Hagar. It's just bad.

Oh, I'd be that totally obnoxious friend. I do shit like that to my friends now. Yes, I am a 15 year old boy at heart.

For those not familiar with British slang, vest = tank top/wife beater (I hate typing that).

She's been talking about doing it again, but I've told her to look for other places because that is a stupid amount of money to spend on a salon service. They better use gold foils and stem cell conditioners for that amount of money.

I usually do wet the brush. I even changed the type of brush I use. Bleurgh. What's the stuff you put on the brush? I have some wave maker stuff that I'll use every now and then, but my mom says makes my hair look stupid. I think it gives me a totally different look. Most of the time, I go for stick-straight…

I definitely think I'm gonna try that. www.hennaforhair.com, right?

I had a friend do that. It cost her $500 and only lasted a month or so before it started getting wavy again.

I do when I'm at home. I was at my mom's all weekend and got ready for work there this morning. It might be the stuff I'm using, though. I really should just break down and fork over more than $8 for hair care products. But I am cheap.

Fergie looks stupid. That's an awful color and I'm from the old fashioned camp where we don't show our undies.

Rihanna's hair reminds me of Rod Stewart. Or Tina Turner on a really bad day. It's just unkempt and makes me want to hold her down and brush it.

Bruce Springsteen opened the show. I was expecting something then and it never happened. *sigh*

I was using the John Frieda smoothing serum. At least it smells nice. I have hair about halfway down my back, it's fine but there is so damn much of it. Cold water? I blow dry. I have to or else I wind up looking like a wavy frizz ball. My hair has a mind of it's own unless I torture it with heat.