I actually don't think my insurance will cover it unless I've had a child. And I have great insurance so I don't wanna go around changing it. I'm content with birth control now. I'm not in a relationship where monogamous, condom-free sex is the norm like it was when I brought it up before. If I do enter into a…

I've been soda free for over two weeks and I've definitely noticed the change. I get my caffeine fix from coffee or tea sweetened with Truvia. I was really bad...like a 3 or more sodas a day kind of bad. I mostly drink sparkling water (It's the only way to make water exciting), coffee, tea, or skim milk. My mom is…

I munch on fresh fruit all the time. Berries and apples usually. In the month or so I've been dieting, I've probably lost ten pounds. Most of the time the only sugar I get during the day is from fruit. Don't sweat it. Enjoy that tangerine. I think I'll go have one now.

I'm in Virginia and everyone I know who has never had a child and asked for an IUD has been denied. I've personally asked about it probably the last 4 times I've been to my yearly. I love my gyno, I really do, but the answer is always no. I guess it's up to the discretion of the doctor. I'm ok on the pill, though.…

I get my sweets fix in the morning with breakfast being usually a 100 calorie pack of cookies. Trader Joe's makes some really awesome oatmeal chocolate chip cookies in a 100 calorie pack.

My sister had it for a brief time. She is brain injured and does not want children at all (which is a really smart decision on her part, I think). In the months leading up to her marriage, she discussed all the options with her OB/GYN, and this was suggested. She couldn't get an IUD (I've never found a doctor who…

Donations to the NEA are great, but I can understand why they wouldn't want money from a porn company. However, if the porn company wasn't so damn greedy and trying to get as much publicity as possible, they easily could've made an anonymous donation and we wouldn't be having this conversation right now. But nope. …

Thank you! Chelsea Handler is irritating, not funny, and Charlize Theron could find someone better to hang out with. I'd wind up decking Chelsea Handler if I spent more than 30 seconds with her.

I'm fairly certain that I want children in the future. And I've contemplated the idea that I might be infertile. I've never had the pregnancy scare that every single damn one of my friends/family members has. Although, that might just be because I'm one of the youngest in my extended family so I learned from their…

They must do the same thing in Virginia. I had so many teachers from Pennsylvania when I was in middle and high school. Some stayed and put down roots. Others left after a few years.

Yeah, I had a high school sub call a friend of mine a whore. It upset her and she told her parents who told the school administrators. The sub was given a warning because they didn't have anyone else to fill in for the month-long substituting stint.

I read/watched that at work when it came out. I cried so much. And I see some seriously fucked up shit at work.

I usually get "Ben Folds Five, Dr. Dre, and Nada Surf? 1996 called. They want their music back."

That sounds like an awesome mix I need in my life.

I never got off the 90's nostalgia train. "The Boy is Mine" and songs by boybands constantly show up in my playlists and mix CD's. Yes, I still make them. And, yes, everybody I've ever made one for adores them and always wants another. It's a talent. What can I say? These days I'm getting really nostalgic for…

I really want to say something smart and funny, but really all I can think to do is shout "KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was immediately brought back to high school dances after football games on a Friday night and the dulcet tones of the YingYang Twins and similar artists.

It's terrible on such a wide-scale. I'd expect it from a goofy internet t-shirt site, but JC Penney? That's where I bought my first bra and the first place my mom always took us for school shopping. What scares me is that I knew people who did give their smarter siblings their homework to do because they had…

You just got hearted for "twerk dat pole."

To be honest, I'd have worn that shirt from the age of 9 up to now just to be ironic. I was a straight A student and don't have a brother. But it is truly awful. And I was a giant smart ass as a child.