Replace Steel Magnolias with Fried Green Tomatoes and you've got everything I do during a break-up.

That man makes me absolutely sick and I can't fathom why any woman, Steelers fan or not, would still wear his ugly jersey. Fuck Ben Roethlisberger. I hope he breaks his dick in a horrendous tackle next season. (This is what I hope for every season, and not just because I'm a bitter Redskins fan or bitter middling…

That...An M? You are the booby goddess.

And if you have particularly large boobs, it happens far too quickly with any bra. Having a G cup is pretty much a death sentence for any bra.

Unless you wear said bra to death and the underwire starts to ease it's way out on it's own, poking you right in that sensitive spot underneath your armpit. That is the worst thing EVER.

I enjoyed Tom Petty when he performed. But the Puppy Bowl usually always wins out.

Nasty custody battles do no one any good.

Madonna and Cee-Lo? That might be even more craptastic than last year's Black Eyed Peas Half Time Debacle. I still have nightmares. First, the Patriots & the Giants make it to the Super Bowl which is downright wrong. WRONG. And then Madonna and Cee-Lo? I guess it'll be Netflix and the Puppy Bowl for me. #TeamPup…

I'm glad I'm not the only one getting that vibe.

To be perfectly honest, Destiny Hope is the worst name ever given. Although, Miley Ray isn't much of an improvement, it certainly is better than the first.

I said Bachmann. Michelle Obama did look perfect. It's Bachmann with the creepy lips.

I can see myself having hate sex with him. He's the Representative for part of the county I'm from, but not the end of the county I lived in so it feels a bit weird. But yeah, I get what you mean.

Michelle Bachmann's lipstick seriously irks me. I love a glossy lip, but that just always looks really awkward to me. It kind of makes me uncomfortable. Actually, it definitely makes me uncomfortable and creeped out and I have no idea why.

That was definitely the style that all the popular girls wore when I was around that age, too. I always thought it looked a bit trashy then and I still do. But bless her heart, she made an effort.

I feel that Alan Rickman is under rated. He continuously pulls off lovely, flawless performances and never seems to get the accolades he most definitely deserves. He captured Snape, a character I had in my head for years before the first film came out, so perfectly. His Colonel Brandon is pretty much all I remember…

Meh. That's all I have to say.

This. A million times over. He was absolutely brilliant in Deathly Hallows Part 2. Snape's death scene and memories were so beautifully acted and downright heartbreaking. His death in the movie hit me harder than when I read it. Alan Rickman is most incredibly deserved of a nomination. And, seriously, why is…

My stepdad never got violent, just stupid. He was a sex addict hidden behind a veil of zealotry. He never did anything inappropriate, but he acted like he was the end all be all when it came to house rules. And that shit just did not fly. There was always something off about him that I didn't like from day one.

I can't deal with this this morning. Politics have gotten far too extreme and dangerous. Those children have to be traumatized. I can't imagine why someone would go after an innocent, loved, and loving pet to make essentially no point whatsoever. If this fucktard's intent was to scare Burriss into quitting his job…

My mom and step dad used to have sex in the shower when they were married. The bathroom was right across the hall from my bedroom. I used to turn the volume on my tv up super loud. My sister would come into my room and sit with me because my tv was louder than hers. Or she'd ask if I wanted to go somewhere,…