She also said she initially didn’t want to talk about the incident publicly because her daughter and other children were involved.

Wonder what Cindy and Meghan have to say about DHS trafficking all these brown kids separated from their parents. Oh right, that’s Republicans doing it, so it’s fine.

He was actively looking for a reason to punish miscellaneous black men for his friend being raped by a black man.

Let’s not confuse and cheapen the issue by making it about race.

More like Tony Wrongo! Because he was wrong and his name sounds like that kinda. So, in my opinion, that’s what it’s more like.

and fuck all the terrible people right off the side of the Earth.

how bad was Tom Perrilo and Ed Gillespie’s opposition research that they didn’t find this?

Well I for one am in support of Jerry and I am starting my own counter campaign against the fuckFuckJerry campaign. Everyone spread #fuckfuckfuckJerry!

Is it me, or does it seem like republicans’ vision of the world is one where we protect unborn children so they can be born and then culled from the herd if they are too weak to survive subzero temperatures and mass shootings?

“My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow, we’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 18:00 hours. We’re coming in from the North, below their radar.”

I’m sorry, I cannot divulge information about that customer’s secret, illegal account.

Sweet. I look forward to a bug-eyed Rudy hitting the daytime talk circuit to scream about how lying to Congress isn’t a crime and directing someone else to lie to Congress isn’t obstruction and anyway he never claimed there weren’t crimes committed so some people committed some crimes so what we all commit crimes now…

That is the right angle

Any word if he called Pythagoras’ family yet? 

According to Kyrie, so does the planet Earth.

“We are getting crushed!” Mr. Trump told his acting chief of staff, Mick Mulvaney, after watching some recent coverage of the shutdown, according to one person familiar with the conversation. “Why can’t we get a deal?”

The application asks potential employees to explain their view of the “creation/evolution debate.”

Let’s get this straight.

The twist at the end is that the character who originally smelt it is in fact the one who dealt it.