Gruden decided to make his bed with Sanchez as his No. 1 guy, and an off-the-street guy as his No. 2, for reasons that will never be explicitly articulated.

“If they can show a substantial likelihood it could have changed the race then we fully would support a new election,” Woodhouse said.

“I'm mean yeah you hired people to steal ballots and throw them in the trash, but you didn't do it enough to swing the election, so go ahead and be a US Congressman."

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

?? I hrdly know her!!

I concur and they should have just cut Rodgers instead! 

McCarthy, after blowing a playoff game in which they had led by ten points with his usual late game conservatism, couldn’t wait to blame the loss on a fourth string tight end who screwed up an onside kick reception.  He’s always been a useless asshole.  Fuck him.

Yeah, it was all about one play.

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

Mark Murphy: I’m sorry, Mike. We have to move on.

“Can Mueller please just stop holding people accountable for their crimes? It’s seriously super inconvenient for us right now.”

Letting Nazis scream at strangers unimpeded is kind of Twitter's thing.

She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried

“At some point in your life, probably several points, you’ve discussed how much money you would have to be paid in order to do something painful or humiliating.”

The war against intelligence or even the semblance of intelligence reaches new lows with every new year.

Literally: We make beer for the unwashed masses! You don’t wanna look like a book reader, do you?!

I still think the overall worst commercials are the bud light ones where the overwhelming statement is;

0/10

Imagine watching a movie and being stupid enough to come away with “man, that Indiana Jones guy really hates armbands.”  If people are telling Tucker to go fuck himself, it’s probably not because of his outfit.