Haters gonna say it’s fake news

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

Asked whether Trump tuned in to “60 Minutes,” Sanders said, “I’m not sure if he saw the whole thing or not.” 

“Tiffany? Tell Cohen to give her some money to go away. I’ll pay him back later.”

Given his history, do you really think he or his lawyers would include an infidelity clause?

I thought that was one debate that was over years ago :(

This bullshit of, “What’s in their heart is what matters and who can really know that?” Needs to fucking stop.
You associate as a Neo-Nazi, you are trash. Full stop. No, “Unless you just want economic security” or some shit.

Administration of a President who is known for sleeping around, having affairs outside of marriage, supplying hush money to sexual partners, obtaining non-disclosure agreements from said partners and denying many instances of sexual harrassment fully supports an official abstinence-only policy for America.

What if I want to bang a porn star? And have her sign an NDA? Oh, and have my lawyer pay her to keep quiet? I asked Jesus for his thoughts on the matter but I am still awaiting a response.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Nobody cares about your fake concern.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

So, I could have gotten Phoebe Cates to pay for hand lotion all along?

Go on....

Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

When I heard about this I didn’t think I would give him anything but I might follow this person’s lead:

Makes sense they would implement a policy of not selling deadly weapons to teenagers roughly three decades after taking the ultimate step to protect the well-being of their customer base: Not selling music with that gosh-darned potty talk to anyone of any age.

Did you misplace it when you lost your self-awareness too? It’s 2018 and a TV show based on his books has been the biggest show on TV for a decade.

yes this is a much healthier attitude than an ongoing comedic series about his progress