I don’t get why you dumb libtards try and take the things he says he’ll do and use his actual past actions to refute them.

Well, what else did you expect a Soros plant who’s been coached by the liberal FBI to say? I mean, it’s pretty standard stuff. When you’re discharged from the hospital after getting treated for multiple gunshot wounds following your false-flag school shooting operation, you always pretend that you’re not impressed by…

“...twenty minutes after popping it into the VCR he got bored and switched to an old favorite, a Jean Claude Van Damme slugfest called “Bloodsport,” which he pronounced “an incredible, fantastic movie.” By assigning to his son the task of fast-forwarding through all the plot exposition—Trump’s goal being “to get this…

Hell, dumb teens would be an improvement.

“It’s like we’re in a third world country.”

That depends. Is the teacher black or white?

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

I pointed out a few weeks ago the absolute truth in the saying “Showing up is 80% of success in life.” So the “staying upright” part must be the other 20%

Wow. Straight to Hitler in one post!

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

I find it deliciously ironic that the 2nd amendment fans are happily accepting that Americans should live surrounded by armed policemen, checking on their classmates and neighbours’ funny behaviours so they can call the authorities on them, and peeking over their shoulders at all times, because the alternative (gun…

Just nuke the entire station from orbit - it’s the only way to be sure that this is effective.

Christ, imagine the sensitivity training class filled with a bunch of Massholes....

WEEI’s special program “12 Hours Of Dead Air” has become an early frontrunner for the 2018 Marconi Awards.

Okay. I’m sure 12 hours of forced sensitivity training will have a huge impact on people who have consistently been rewarded and promoted for being bigoted assholes.

You must be reeeeally confused. Because this story is not about hiring a prostitute.

Jesus, fuck, we are old.

North and South Korea(who are our allies, btw) are a unified delegation for the Olympics. Maybe being the bigger man and standing for our allies should mean more than trying to stick to ole’ Un, no?

Guys. The “Pence is secretly gay” schtick is literally the lowest hanging fruit. There’s already like 5 comments making the exact same joke. Try harder.